Monday, September 7, 2009

Entry Nine: Brass Bell for Getting the Attention of Elephants



Today's random selection from the stuff on my shelf is a bell. It's about a half pound, made from cast brass, and hand carved with vines and geometric shapes. The top half looks like a normal bell, but the bottom is made up of 18 hooks that are bent into a sort of cage shape. They're not all made the exact same shape, so when you ring it you get about a half dozen different sounding rings at the same time, about half of which seem to be in a minor key. This means that it has a slightly disturbing sound and I try not to ring it very much.

I don't remember when I got this, but I remember getting it just across the river from Parkersburg WV. It was apparantly made in India (I have no idea when) and was used by elephant handlers to get the elephants' attention for giving commands and such. I have no idea of knowing if that's correct or just made up by the person I purchased it from, but I looked into things a bit and it really is from India, so that's something at least.

It makes me wish that an elephant would show up near my appartment so that I could try to use it. Just my luck it would probably make the thing try to kill me, but at least I'd get an interesting story out of it.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Entry Eight: Uranium and Protective Measures



Long time no see. And now, out of boredom and due to pressure from quite possibly the only person who will read this, another entry!

Alright, this time it's my canister of Uranium metal. The outer box is made of half inch thick lead, and inside are 11 grams of Uranium inside a plastic package full of Xenon gas, for that extra little bit of protection. I've had this stuff for the better part of a year now and I can't quite remember when I bought it. One of my friends has a geiger counter and I tested it to make sure it was the real thing, and it's relatively radioactive, although probably not dangerously so. Either way, probably not something you'd want to carry around in your pants pocket.

The funniest think about this to me is that I ordered it over the internet, and it was delivered by the US postal service. Think about that for a second. You can mail Uranium. To anyone. It makes me chuckle for some reason.

Alright, enough of that for now. Maybe I'll do another one of these in less than 8 months this time.